Only Smokey Can Prevent Pot Fires

Let us all take a minute to salute our black bear narcs.

Today in Utah, a black bear in Panguitch found a HUGE stash of pot in the mountains. 888 plants and 4,000 starter kits were found. Garfield County Sheriff Danny Perkins remarked that "Our country is so tough on drugs that even the wildlife are getting in on the action." Apparently, the black bear came back to the site many times and scared the growers away.

Maybe Colbert was right. Maybe bears ARE the number one threat.