I Can Hear You Now. And You Sound Like A Dumbass

Still in those ugly blue chairs at Syracuse Hancock International Airport, on IM so the subject of this conversation can't hear us.
Kristyne: this girl behind us...i cannot stand her conversation
Kristyne:
you are lucky you don't have to hear
Me: OH MY GOD I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU THAT TOO.
Me:I can hear her OVER my headphones.
Me: I want to saw off my ears.
Kristyne: wow
Kristyne: omg
Kristyne: i want to reach for the phone and be like "HE DOESN"T LOVE YOU!"
Me: HAHAHAHA.
Me: Give her "the wolfmother talk"
Kristyne: yes
Kristyne: only she seems more pathetic than wolfmother
Me: But first we need to give wolfmother "the wolfmother talk."
Me: It's sad, she sounds like my cousin Amanda but far more pathetic.
Me: Similar voice, but more valley and about 20 points dumber.
Kristyne: hah
Kristyne: yeah
Kristyne: i think that's the thing
Kristyne: she sounds dumb
Me: This conversation should be on Overheard Everywhere.
Me: If I had listened to the whole thing.
Me: Good news is, cell phones aren't allowed to be on during the flight.
Me: IT'S OVER.
Kristyne: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
A few minutes later...
Me: Why is she still talking?
Kristyne: no no
she started another conversation
Me: Some people should have their speaking privileges revoked.
Me: She finally finished.
Kristyne: that's what she said.